Upholding the law one undead fucker at a time.

CARLA'S HMD

Carla's from a very small series. Consequently, not a lot of people know her canon. If you do know her canon either via the television form or the comic book form (nothing in Carla's history relates to the comic book fandom. All they share is a name)

If you see me doing something wrong though, tell me. I'm open to all things.

[Ladies and Gentlemen CARLA RENALDI! ...will not be appearing this afternoon. Instead have her apparent fun-locking completely and utterly blonde-california brained twin sister who has no self control whatsoever which means that any thought in her head-will be said. (marvel and appreciate the difference discipline makes in a person) The first thing wrong is that her usually pristine uniform looks like it was just-tossed on to laze around in. The second thing wrong is just how bored she looks. She runs her hands through her hair]

Okay seriously guys. Seriously-driver. Please like, for the love of like all of the things in this space boat be careful of how you are driving the car.

Boat.

Except like, anybody thing about that? I mean yeah it's a boat but...where're the fish? I mean it's in space but if you treat space like what if there are like..organisms out there who are like space fish.

( And cue an embarrassing long-winded story. )

[Hey everybody, say hello to a young and attractive male cop with short hair wearing a size-too-small uniform shirt untucked and looking...royally, royally pissed. It's Carla Renaldi and this is just..]

...I feel like kicking myself in the crotch. [She looks mildly repulsed. Mildly. How long do things like this last?


[Carla-is effected. Knows she's supposed to be a girl and is...having a problem walking and adjusting herself to that sort of thing. It's pretty evident she's unhappy.]