Officer Carla Renaldi [LAPD: UTF] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
officerrenaldi) wrote2012-04-27 10:26 am
officerrenaldi) wrote2012-04-27 10:26 am
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[Ladies and Gentlemen CARLA RENALDI! ...will not be appearing this afternoon. Instead have her apparent fun-locking completely and utterly blonde-california brained twin sister who has no self control whatsoever which means that any thought in her head-will be said. (marvel and appreciate the difference discipline makes in a person) The first thing wrong is that her usually pristine uniform looks like it was just-tossed on to laze around in. The second thing wrong is just how bored she looks. She runs her hands through her hair]
Okay seriously guys. Seriously-driver. Please like, for the love of like all of the things in this space boat be careful of how you are driving the car.
Boat.
Except like, anybody thing about that? I mean yeah it's a boat but...where're the fish? I mean it's in space but if you treat space like what if there are like..organisms out there who are like space fish.
I mean come on it's SPACE right? But like, if we're using it like ocean there's gotta be like...things in it I mean the idea of an ocean without things is just sad. It reminds me of this one time-like okay Californians REALLY like to surf right? So we were out surfing and my brother and a couple of his friends were trying to teach me. So there's like six highway patrol guys in the water and a couple of fire fighters-
[She holds up her hands] Now everybody laugh.
...Fire fighters? Water?...[violent headshake] ANYWAY so they're trying to teach me how to surf and not a one of them suggested I bring a wet suit. So I'm in my bikini and nobody's saying anything and my brother's not there yet so one of them's like "take a wave" and I do only I see a fish-little fish-and I flip out. I mean I'm talking like FLIP OUT MAJOR [her voice rises in octaves] and I fall off the board and SUDDENLY my bikini is over THERE-and I'm over HERE.
Thank god my brother showed up I do NOT like flashing my ta-tas without just provocation. So he punched the guy in the face and he fell off his board.
So this is my question. This is a boat right? And we're using space like the ocean? So where are the space critters.
Okay seriously guys. Seriously-driver. Please like, for the love of like all of the things in this space boat be careful of how you are driving the car.
Boat.
Except like, anybody thing about that? I mean yeah it's a boat but...where're the fish? I mean it's in space but if you treat space like what if there are like..organisms out there who are like space fish.
I mean come on it's SPACE right? But like, if we're using it like ocean there's gotta be like...things in it I mean the idea of an ocean without things is just sad. It reminds me of this one time-like okay Californians REALLY like to surf right? So we were out surfing and my brother and a couple of his friends were trying to teach me. So there's like six highway patrol guys in the water and a couple of fire fighters-
[She holds up her hands] Now everybody laugh.
...Fire fighters? Water?...[violent headshake] ANYWAY so they're trying to teach me how to surf and not a one of them suggested I bring a wet suit. So I'm in my bikini and nobody's saying anything and my brother's not there yet so one of them's like "take a wave" and I do only I see a fish-little fish-and I flip out. I mean I'm talking like FLIP OUT MAJOR [her voice rises in octaves] and I fall off the board and SUDDENLY my bikini is over THERE-and I'm over HERE.
Thank god my brother showed up I do NOT like flashing my ta-tas without just provocation. So he punched the guy in the face and he fell off his board.
So this is my question. This is a boat right? And we're using space like the ocean? So where are the space critters.
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