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[officerrenaldi]

[Hey everybody, say hello to a young and attractive male cop with short hair wearing a size-too-small uniform shirt untucked and looking...royally, royally pissed. It's Carla Renaldi and this is just..]

...I feel like kicking myself in the crotch. [She looks mildly repulsed. Mildly. How long do things like this last?


[Carla-is effected. Knows she's supposed to be a girl and is...having a problem walking and adjusting herself to that sort of thing. It's pretty evident she's unhappy.]

Comments

[alwaysanacrobat]

You were last time I saw you.

[officerrenaldi]

...Really?

..shit. [He groans.] I'm confused. I haven't been hit by a lot of floods, are they always like this?

[alwaysanacrobat]

They don't always change your gender or physical appearance, but they do tend to happen without you realizing what's going on.

[officerrenaldi]

[His head scratches]

Nothing to do except ride it out then. I was pretty sure I had breasts though. did that just sound as creepy as I thought.

[alwaysanacrobat]

No, that seems to be the common theme of what people are saying this weekend. Must be kind of confusing.

[officerrenaldi]

So you're...

[Oh god.] The flood must be messing with my memory.

[alwaysanacrobat]

What do you mean?

[officerrenaldi]

Nothing. Nothing. [You're Dick Grayson. Okay. Except now you're Rachel. This is like "Guess who", that old Milton Bradley Boardgame.]

So. You wanna go get a drink?

[alwaysanacrobat]

Sure. When do you want to go?