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[officerrenaldi]

[Hey everybody, say hello to a young and attractive male cop with short hair wearing a size-too-small uniform shirt untucked and looking...royally, royally pissed. It's Carla Renaldi and this is just..]

...I feel like kicking myself in the crotch. [She looks mildly repulsed. Mildly. How long do things like this last?


[Carla-is effected. Knows she's supposed to be a girl and is...having a problem walking and adjusting herself to that sort of thing. It's pretty evident she's unhappy.]

Comments

[Video]

[theviralsource]

[Alex doesn't say anything, just smiles. This is way too amusing for him.]

[alwaysanacrobat]

What happened?

[timesbureaucrat]

I assure you you'll regret it if you do.

[Audio]

[most_feared]

Don't worry about these things. They usually go away pretty quick.

[Sounds a little like Ripley? But it's Kay's accent. Which is strange.]

HELPFUL

[strangehistorian]

I think that would require digitigrate knees.

[nolongerhollow]

Trust me as someone who is normally male: don't. After the dry heaves end you'd truly regret it.