0004 [Video.]

[officerrenaldi]

[Hey everybody, say hello to a young and attractive male cop with short hair wearing a size-too-small uniform shirt untucked and looking...royally, royally pissed. It's Carla Renaldi and this is just..]

...I feel like kicking myself in the crotch. [She looks mildly repulsed. Mildly. How long do things like this last?


[Carla-is effected. Knows she's supposed to be a girl and is...having a problem walking and adjusting herself to that sort of thing. It's pretty evident she's unhappy.]

Comments

HELPFUL

[strangehistorian]

I think that would require digitigrate knees.

BEST.

[officerrenaldi]

...huh?

[strangehistorian]

Kicking yourself.

[officerrenaldi]

I was kidding.

[strangehistorian]

Yes, I was also kidding.